Monday, 3 August 2009

Honest Scrap

I am special. I know this because of the award that flirty the Mysterg gave me. Go read him now. He brings joy into my life.
1. “The Honest Scrap” award is not one to hold all to your self but it must be shared!
2. The recipient has to tell 10 true things about themselves in their blog that no one else knows.
3. The recipient has to pass along this prestigious award to 10 more bloggers.
4. Those 10 bloggers all have to be notified they have been given this award.
5. Those 10 bloggers should link back to the blog that awarded them.

The difficulty is thinking of any secrets... ummmm...

1. I once had a dream about my mother (who wasn't my real-life mother, but a creation of my warped mind), and my older brother (again, don't have a brother, creation of my warped mind). They tied me down and were sewing my labia shut. The dream arouses me to this day.

2. When it rains and the snails crawl over the pavement, I pick them all up and place them lovingly under a bush because I can't bear the thought of them being trampled.

3. When my sister and I were children, our father was an absolute tyrant towards us, so to get our own back, we wiped our snot around the rim of his glass when we had to lay the table for dinner.

4. I once woke up at 6am to iron a guy's shirts without being told to, and still got aroused.

5. I want to get married someday, and contrary to popular belief, will not be wearing some latex creation, but a big, white gown, with a big white veil.

6. If I fuck a guy and there is no chemistry, I fake an orgasm so he'll get off me.

7. My great, great uncle is Alfred Hitchcock.

8. I find Robin Hood from the disney movie oddly attractive, despite the fact that he is both a fox and a cartoon.

9. I like to drink leftover gravy from Sunday dinner out of the jug.

10. I am obsessed with tornadoes. The weather, not the plane.

And I nominate:

God damn it, Mysterg. I haven't been doing this blog thing for very long, and you nominated all the people I can think of!



  1. Oh Maisie, how I've missed you this week. Who else could do such things with an Honest Scrap meme? You are such a total sweetheart - number 2 made me feel all warm and happy inside (not down there!). It's lame, but I always feel horribly guilty when I accidentally tread on snails after it has rained. People like you are what makes the world lovely. I totally agree on number 8, too. It's my favourite Disney movie to this day for that very reason... And oh fuck, don't even get me started on number 6. Let's just say that you're not the only one, lovely lady.

    And ironing is always sexy. I think you'd look rather delicious as a 50s housewife, my dear.

  2. If it's any consolation to you, I fancy Jessica Rabbit?

  3. I love that pic. And I totally know what you mean about no. 6.

  4. 4. I once woke up at 6am to iron a guy's shirts without being told to, and still got aroused

    6. If I fuck a guy and there is no chemistry, I fake an orgasm so he'll get off me

    Two great reasons to marry you - wanna get hitched?

  5. @Teacup: Thank you so much! Now I feel all warm and happy too. Mutual sharing. It's not lame to feel guilty for treading on snails, poor little guys. I find them oddly cute. As for Robin Hood, totally loving that moment when he is at the tornament dressed as a bird, but Marian recognises his eyes, *sigh*.
    And I do have the polka dotted circle-skirt dress...

    @Mysterg: That helps to a degree, but she is at least a cartoon human.

    @Valerie: Yes, it seems to be a popular and simple technique...

    @LERMONTOV: Why not? Conditions are growing your hair long, wearing eyeliner to the ceremony, letting me fuck you with a strap-on on our honeymoon, and showering me with adoration.

  6. I've a problem with the eyeliner (my lashes are long enough already) - almost though!

  7. @LERMONTOV: Let negotiation begin.


You kiss your mother with that mouth?